'ello. Welcome back, why have you come back? Never mind, we're glad you have. We're breaking our format today and putting down the booze for once...but it's okay, we're already smashed. Instead we're drinking TEA! I can tell what you're thinking, "oh wow, these girls are really committing to the whole 'we're British' theme." Well, not quite (but also yes, had we mentioned that we're English?). No, we're drinking tea because it's TEA LEAF READING TIME! That's right, it's Harry's first divination lesson, which can only mean one thing - we're getting our fortunes told. Aka drunkenly spilling tea everywhere and predicting Brexit and the Cats trailer. At some point we also discuss chapters 5 and 6 of Prisoner of Azkaban, apparently. Enjoy!