Episode Recaps | Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley

We’re backkkk. This episode is dedicated to Hannah’s departed grandad Adrian…who has a shit taste in alcohol. We’re reading chapters 3 &...

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Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes

Omg - BOOK FOUR. Who can believe it - me and Hannah read three whole books. In today's episode over a bottle of 'Kinky Pride' I get very...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist

It's time for the last episode of the season! We're talking about the Prisoner of Azkaban film and how it's emo, racist, has no plot and...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie

We’re back and we’re FINALLY letting Neil speak about time travel! A lot! No seriously! Like a lot...a lot. If you don’t like time travel...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
1 min

Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction

It’s time for a very special FESTIVE bonus episode! We’re getting into the Christmas spirit with a Christmas themed fan fiction writing...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie

Hello! In today's episode we're drinking the most basic bitch of beers - Brewdog Punk IPA. Why are we being so basic you ask? Well, why...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 31 - Prisoner of Azkaban 19&20: Bad Things Happen When You Enter Holes

Hey there, sooo...forgive us for the audio. We know. We don’t know what happened but for some reason there were some irreparable issues...

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Goblet Of Wine

Mar 1, 2020
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Ep 30 - Prisoner of Azkaban 17&18: Harry Potter and the Tear-away Trousers ft. Melissa Anelli

Yo wassup. Today we have a very special episode as we're chatting with the one and only queen of the Harry Potter fandom - Melissa...

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 29 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 15 & 16:The Dying Art Of Crafting A Shaft

Today’s episode goes out to our wonderful producer level Patreon Amanda, who made us drink the very questionable combination of red wine and

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Bonus Episode - Charlie Reads Her Shit Fanfiction LIVE

SURPRISE BONUS EP! If you can’t tell by the title of this episode (in which case you may be just as dyslexic as Charlie was when she wrote t

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 28 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 13 & 14: Hagrid's Furry Little Secret (Ft Fanatical Fics)

It's time for another episode! This week we're joined by Kim from our favourite Harry Potter podcast - Fanatical Fics and Where To Find Them

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 27 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 11 & 12: Nuggets

Guten tag! Today me and Hannah are potentially starting World War 3 over our misguided attempt to pay tribute to Germany. We're drinking...

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Bonus Episode - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

Much like Harry when he was left on a doorstep in late October to freeze to death and have his frozen body punted across the lawn by the fro

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
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Episode 26 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 9 & 10: Stabbed In The Eye With A Turkey Twizzler

Hannah has many talents. Unfortunately, as we discover in this episode, making cocktails is not one of them. Yep, that's right, in today's e

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 25 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapter 7 & 8: It Pees When I Burn

Ello ello ello. It’s time for another episode of Goblet of Wine. Today we’re spicing it up with special guest Sarah, aka Hannah’s “temporary

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 24 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 5 & 6: I've Got A Dick In My Cup

'ello. Welcome back, why have you come back? Never mind, we're glad you have. We're breaking our format today and putting down the booze for

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 23 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 3 & 4: Prisoners of Ouzoban

Fresh off the back of the excitement about our new microphones we’re here with an episode that we had to record THREE TIMES because we’re to

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 22 - Prisoner of Azkaban Chapters 1 & 2: Owl Orgies In Norfolk

Sorry we're a little bit excited about our NEW MICROPHONES! Now you can hear how posh and annoying we are IN HD!!! We're also super excited

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 21 - Chamber Of Secrets Film: The One After Draigcon

I'm going to be completely honest with you, we're uploading this just after Draigcon and we're exhausted to a level where I've only had...

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Goblet Of Wine

Nov 15, 2019
1 min

Episode 20 - Chamber Of Secrets Chapters 17 & 18: This Doesn't Seem Like Dying

It's the end of Chamber of Secrets! This episode we're drinking cider as England is unusually sunny whilst record (and uploading!) this. Cha

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